Mr. Left and Mr. Right

話說，朋友借了張DVD給我，劇名叫做Mr. Right.

那是兩、三個月前的事兒吧？我今天終於看完了。

那不是重點。

幾個星期前，我們一起用餐。聊天的時候，有了以下對話。我覺得自己的亂編還理得不錯，她們也很配合的說。

A：Is it true there's only Mr. Right?

J：Of course not! There's Mr. Left too, depends on which country you are in.

A & F ：Huh?

J：If you are in Malaysia, of course it's called Mr. Right. But if you are in US, it's called Mr. Left.

F：Seriously? Why?

J：If you sit in a car with your partner, he'll be the driver, and sit on your right. That's why he's called Mr. Right. But in US, the driver seat is on the left, so they are called Mr. Left in US.

A：Yeah, right...

J：Really!

F：Is this real fact?

J：Of course.... not!

A：Haha! What if he has a driver?

J：Hehe... then you get to choose if you want a Mr. Right or Mr. Left.

F：You must be kidding!

J：Yes! You won't be sitting beside the driver, right? You'll be sitting beside him. So, you get to choose if you want him to be Mr. Right or Mr. Left.

A：What if I would like to sit in the middle?

J：Well, you can choose to have both Mr. Right and Mr. Left!

A：What?! I can't have both...

J：Why not? Hahaha! Or you can pick the richer one!

是不是很無聊？哈哈！

前提是，她們也一起很無聊耶！

我想寫這個很久了。拖到現在才寫。哈哈！